(Source: mako, via dirge-archive)
(Source: mishawinsexster, via dirge-archive)
(Source: overheard-at-school)
Title: Twilight, Teen wolf chat room
Summary: Everyone joins a chat-room. Edward being tied up in a closet. Emmett,Bella, and Seth have all gone crazy. Bella has a sister. What happens when you add the teen wolf characters to the drama. A load of crazy. And what is up with Isaac and the other swan girl.
Badness Rating: 9
Rating: T
Fandom: Teen Wolf/Twilight
Comments:
KlutzySwan signs in
Overprotectiveasshole signs in
Wolflover signs in
Omegawolf signs in
Robinsidekick signs in
Overprotectiveasshole- WHO THE HELL CHANGED MY URSNAME!?
BadgirlSwan- Emmett.
Wolflover- Hi.
BadgirlSwan-OH HI!
Omegawolf- Who are you?
BadgirlSwan- I’m Lily.
Overprotectiveasshole-Edward.
KlutzySwan-Bella.
WolfLover-Alison.
OmegaWolf- Scott.
Robinsidekick- Stiles.
Overprotectivasshole-EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN,I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
Overprotectiveasshole sign out.
KlutzySwan- Who really did it?
BadgirlSwan-Me but i just blamed on Emmett.
Bigbadwolf Signs in
Bigbadwolf- Thank the lord Scott i found you.
Omegawolf-HI Derek.
RobinSidekick- HAVE YOU MET OUR NEW FRIENDS!?
Bigbadwolf-Stiles i just signed on. So no i have not.
KlutzySwan- Bella.
BadgirlSwan- Lily.
Bigbadwolf- Derek, and Scott lets go.
Omegawolf- sighs coming bye.
Bigbadwolf signs out.
Omegawolf signs out.
Robinsidekick- I’m bored now.
BadgirlSwan signs out.
KlutzySwan- I better go find Edward before she does.
KlutzySwan signs out.
Wolflover signs out.
Robinsidekick signs out.
BadgirlSwan signs in
Wolfbitch signs in
Dementedwolf signs in
Bigbadwolf signs in
Omegawolf signs in
Robinsidekick signs in
Babywolf signs in
JockJackass signs in
Wolflover signs in
Crazyfreak signs in
BadGirlSwan- Hi Derek, Scott, Stiles, Allison.
BigbadWolf- Hi Lily
Robinsidekick- HI LILY!
Omegawolf- Hey.
Wolflover-Hi.
DemetedWolf- You guys know her.
BadGirlSwan- I’m Lily.
Dementedwolf- Isaac.
WolfBitch- Erica.
Babywolf-Boyd.
JockJackass- Jackson.
CrazyFreak- Lydia.
Shopaholic signs in
OverprotectiveAsshole signs in
Rose signs in.
OverprotectiveAsshole- Lily what the hell did you do with Bella.
BadGirlSwan- I always wanted to own a leather jacket.
Rose- Why?
BadGirlSwan- Because they are cool.
OverprotectiveAsshole- You know what never mind, i will just find Bella on my own.
OverprotectiveAsshole signs out
Shopaholic- He does not know that she is with the dog, does he.
BadGirlSwan-Nope.
Rose- This is really boring, lets go shopping Alice. Bye Lily.
BadGirlSwan- Bye Alice, Rose.
Rose signs out
Shopaholic- Bye
Shopaholic signs out.
DementedWolf- Are they always like that.
BadGirlSwan- Yeah pretty much, you get used to it after awhile.
LonelyMike signs in
LonelyMike- Lily. How’s Bella?
BadGirlSwan- I’m Fine Mike thanks for asking.
LonelyMike- So when is Bella going to dumping Eddie.
BadGirlSwan- NEVER! My sister is never going to love. Give up.
LonelyMike signs out.
BadGirlSwan- Thank god he is gone.
Wolflover- You don’t feel bad at all.
BadGirlSwan- No if you went to school with him. You would properly know why.
Omegawolf- Yeah he doesn’t seem the type of guy, your sister would go out with.
BadGirlSwan- He’s not. You don’t even want to know, how many times she has shot him down.
Robinsidekick- What did Alice mean by the dog.
BadGirlSwan- You caught that huh.
WolfBitch- Yeah.
BadGirlSwan- Do you believe in Werewolf’s and Vampires. Well my sister is friends with werewolfs. And is dating a vampire. Me and her are human though. It sucks really.
BigBadWolf-Really.
BadgirlSwan- Yeah Jacob and his pack only change when the anger gets the best of them.
JockJackass- I have a question. Would you rather be a werewolf or vampire?
BadGirlSwan- Werewolf.
Wolflover- Why?
BadGirlSwan- Because they are cooler.
BigbadWolf signs out.
BadGirlSwan has been disconnected
Dementedwolf- Where did they go?
Wolfbitch- Shrugs
Babywolf- this better be not some training thing.
Dementedwolf signs out
Wolfbitch signs out
Omegawolf signs out
Babywolf signs out.
JockJackass signs out.
Crazyfreak signs out
Wolflover signs out
Robin sidekick signs out.
Sesame Street is brought to you by: The letter B, as in birthcontrol and the number 9 which is the amount of months it takes to get out all of your anger because President Romney’s abortion law ruined your life. Today on Seseame Street’s final episode wewould like to teach you horny little bastards to not have sex.
Sesame Street fanfiction, Political Sesame
Title: Hackin’ Awesome Beyblade
Summary: Fred Figglehorn goes to Japan, where he saw Ginga Hagane and made friends with him. They also have a fun adventure for the 2 of them. epically funny!
Badness Rating: 8
Rating: K
Fandom: Fred, the Movie/
Comments:
Jesus laughed, “Paulie, my nigga, relax. I had to put the bitch down for giving me shit. You know I’m good for it.
Bible/Twilight crossover, “Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer”
Title: a different twist of twilight
Summary: Bella isnt a weak 18 year old human that everyone assumes,shes not technically a teenager and not quiet human either. there are a group of hunter wearwolves out to destroy her. they have already destroyed all but a handful of her people.
Badness Rating: 8
Rating: T
Fandom: Twilight
Comments: In the first paragraph Charlie dies twice. I can only assume it gets worse because I couldn’t read much further.
Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. Mary had a little lamb. And Jasper had a taco.
Twilight and Hunger Games crossover fanfiction “Who Ate My Taco?”
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