January 2013
3 posts
December 2012
2 posts
7 tags
Title: Twilight, Teen wolf chat room Summary: Everyone joins a chat-room. Edward being tied up in a closet. Emmett,Bella, and Seth have all gone crazy. Bella has a sister. What happens when you add the teen wolf characters to the drama. A load of crazy. And what is up with Isaac and the other swan girl. Badness Rating: 9 Rating: T Fandom: Teen Wolf/Twilight Comments:
KlutzySwan signs in
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“Sesame Street is brought to you by: The letter B, as in birthcontrol and the...”
– Sesame Street fanfiction, Political Sesame
October 2012
2 posts
7 tags
Title: Hackin’ Awesome Beyblade Summary: Fred Figglehorn goes to Japan, where he saw Ginga Hagane and made friends with him. They also have a fun adventure for the 2 of them. epically funny! Badness Rating: 8 Rating: K Fandom: Fred, the Movie/ Comments:
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Fred’s P.O.V.
Hey guys its Fred! Yep I’m so happy because my dad gave me a Beyblade top for my 15th birthday ahhh!...
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“Jesus laughed, “Paulie, my nigga, relax. I had to put the bitch down for...”
– Bible/Twilight crossover, “Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer”
July 2012
1 post
5 tags
Title: a different twist of twilight Summary: Bella isnt a weak 18 year old human that everyone assumes,shes not technically a teenager and not quiet human either. there are a group of hunter wearwolves out to destroy her. they have already destroyed all but a handful of her people. Badness Rating: 8 Rating: T Fandom: Twilight Comments: In the first paragraph Charlie dies twice. I can only assume...
May 2012
12 posts
5 tags
“Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. Mary had a little lamb. And Jasper had a...”
– Twilight and Hunger Games crossover fanfiction “Who Ate My Taco?”
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Title: Sleep over or not
Summary: The Weasley twins and Ron are planning to have Harry over for a sleep over. oneshot
Badness Rating: 6
Rating: K
Fandom: Harry Potter
Comments: The plot is just plain enthralling. All five lines of it.
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It was midnight and time for Ron Fred and gorge to pick up Harry to take him to their house for a spend the night party The next day so when they get...
How to tell if a fic is bad: This can apply to any...
1: People are in love with no explanation, backstory, or anything. They've just developed these feelings without any evidence of them having done so canonically.
2: Even if the pairing is canon, they're just inexplicably in this happy, awesome relationship with no problems, having sex all the time. (Unless it's a oneshot, because that's pretty much the purpose of those.)
3: A character has randomly turned abusive
4: A character has randomly developed a drug addiction.
5: There's a flash forward to a random time that hasn't happened yet with no explanation, and shit's all different for no reason
6: There's an alt pairing with no context, and there's no background on how the alt pairing came to be, other than magical subtext that only you see because you're a fantard
7: You say in the author's note that you: "Came up with the idea in a chat with your friend Lulu who is also a huge Snamione fan, and it's just so awesome, and the plot bunnies wouldn't leave you alone!"
8: The title has the name of a flower in it, or it's some variation of dark secrets, forbidden love, [Insert Character's name here] misadventures, fuck quest, or something similar.
9: the summary says: "So-and-so has been in love with so-and-so for a long time, but has been too shy to say anything" or "HE NEEDS HER LIKE HE NEEDS AIR"
10: Characters that have established sexualities are randomly now gay/lesbian/bi for the purposes of the fic
11: Characters that are enemies are now lovers for no good reason
12: Your OC is dating the main character
13: Your OC is important to the plot of the main series
14: Your OC changes the personality of a character specifically to make them date-able
15: Your OC is Japanese in a non-Japanese setting, or has a Japanese name, and isn't Japanese, watches anime, is a good artist, a good singer, and has long hair with [insert color here] highlights
16: Your summary says: "If I was in the [insert fandom here] universe"
17: Characters randomly commit suicide, or have new eating disorders that you threw in to make things "interesting"
18: Your OC has generic sadpast
19: You give an existing character random generic sadpast
20: Crossover
21: Comparing body parts to food, especially during sex scenes
22: Describing genitals in disgusting detail with words that don't fit and make things sound gross, such as honey, baby batter, cream, overflowing honey pot, sticky wetness, or goo
23: The author having no experience with sex, but using their experiences with other fanfiction to write sex scenes. It's how we get things like "his velvet covered steel rod pounded into her honey pot, and she moaned gloriously, thrusting her heaving globes toward his waiting mouth" or some such nonsense
24: The author says in their opening that: "I've never read the book/comic but I saw the movie, and this is what I think would happen with these characters" and doesn't want to accept critique on their characterizations
25: Characters who are lame in canon suddenly become sex gods
26: Giving a character a nickname that doesn't exist in canon, and sounds stupid
27: Having a character somehow morph into existence in real life
28: Writing fic about the children of a pairing that isn't canon, and having them all fall in love with eachother
29: When a fic is accompanied by shitty art
30: When a fic has it's own website.
31: Songfics
32: The fic is written like a play
33: There are references to the Author's actual interests in the fic
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